Restoring Normality

We are now cruising at a level of 2²⁵⁰⁰⁰:1 against and falling, and will be restoring normality soon.
- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Addendum (Dec 17th, 2019 @ 21:04Z)

We will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.
- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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